🚨Japan’s FIRST CHILD was a jelly blob. No bones. No joints. Just vibes.🚼💀 According to Shinto mythology, the divine siblings Izanagi and Izanami were tasked with creating the islands of Japan. But during their first attempt at divine baby-making, something went horribly wrong. Why? Because the woman talked first. No, seriously. That’s the official reason. The gods had a marriage ritual, and Izanami opened her mouth first. As a result, the baby—Hiruko—was born deformed. Think of him as Japan’s